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Laurie Watson [00:01:39]:
Okay, let’s talk about toys. Welcome to Foreplay sex therapy. I’m Dr. Lori Watson, your sex therapist.
George Faller [00:01:49]:
And I’m George Fowler, your couples therapist.
Laurie Watson [00:01:52]:
We are here to talk about sex.
George Faller [00:01:54]:
Our mission is to help couples talk about sex in ways that incorporate their body, their mind and their hearts.
Laurie Watson [00:02:02]:
And we have a little bit of fun doing it right G listen and.
George Faller [00:02:05]:
Let’S change some relationships. Happy holiday season. Here we go. All those gifts. Christmas, Hanukkah, whatever you celebrate, we got a treat for you here today. Sex toys, baby.
Laurie Watson [00:02:17]:
Ooh, sex toys. This is going to be a fun episode.
George Faller [00:02:22]:
Lori’s smiling ear to ear right now.
Laurie Watson [00:02:25]:
And George is not. He’s really unhappy about this episode, just for the record.
George Faller [00:02:30]:
Not true.
Laurie Watson [00:02:30]:
Listen, he wanted to know. He wanted to know what the sex toys are for boys.
George Faller [00:02:34]:
Like, we got a whole damn plethora of vibrators and different things.
Laurie Watson [00:02:39]:
Well, I. I think a lot of these too are, you know, visual, and men probably like them. Let’s start out with one. Okay. This is a mask. George, I’m going to show you. You know what? We’re going to have a link to this episode on Instagram where you can see this on YouTube, but you got to go to our Instagram and please join us there and like us and follow us. And that is foreplay sex therapy podcast.
Laurie Watson [00:03:06]:
So I am right now showing this lacy mask. Right. Wouldn’t this be fun to have your wife come out in this New Orleans.
George Faller [00:03:15]:
Style, New Orleans gothic kind of thing? So it’s kind of going to the ball, right?
Laurie Watson [00:03:22]:
Right. I think, you know, going to the ball, it’s sort of like not being yourself. It’s being all dressed up. Could be fun. And I’ve got. Let’s see under the mistletoe game. Okay. George, would you not want this? Do you guys do stockings? Of course you guys do stockings.
George Faller [00:03:37]:
My wife is always close to empty. Mine and the boys are full. Something not fair about that, Laurie.
Laurie Watson [00:03:43]:
Yeah, but. Right. Does that matter so much?
George Faller [00:03:47]:
But this year we’re going to fill hers up with all these things.
Laurie Watson [00:03:49]:
All these sex toys.
George Faller [00:03:51]:
Sex toys.
Laurie Watson [00:03:54]:
I think we need to have a word of caution here to sexual pursuers.
George Faller [00:03:57]:
Got these. Medic. Lori, you know why, people?
Laurie Watson [00:04:00]:
These might be fun for sexual pursuers to give and get. Like, would you not like these dice in your stocking? Let’s read them.
George Faller [00:04:08]:
I think that’s been the problem all along. Why your stocking’s been empty now. I didn’t know you could put sex toys. She’s going to be like, what the hell? There’s going to be two of them hanging up there full.
Laurie Watson [00:04:18]:
Okay. The sexiest player gets to decide. So there’s one dice, apparently that has all kinds of things here that you. Let’s see, it says, I guess it’s a decision maker dice. And then there’s other dice with exciting things to do. One is give a spanking, give a lap dance, grind genitals, fondle, nipples, lick, navel, massage, tickle. George would like that one.
George Faller [00:04:49]:
Get.
Laurie Watson [00:04:50]:
Let’s see, what else? Nibble, earlobe. Ooh. All of those kind of sound interesting.
George Faller [00:04:56]:
And you just roll the dice and.
Laurie Watson [00:04:58]:
You roll the dice, and then you got to do what the dice say.
George Faller [00:05:01]:
I like that it takes a lot of the stress of asking out of it. I didn’t ask for that. The dice said it. All right.
Laurie Watson [00:05:08]:
The dice said. Okay, let’s go to a vibrator here. This is.
George Faller [00:05:12]:
We know. The dice don’t lie, Lori.
Laurie Watson [00:05:14]:
The dice don’t lie, George. For sure. This one is new, sensual, and I gotta say, my gynecologist told me about this one. It is this tiny lipstick vibrator. So you can put it in your purse, take it through the airport when you’re going on vacation. No big deal. Nobody would ever find it.
George Faller [00:05:33]:
Use it in a plane. You can. Smaller, discreet.
Laurie Watson [00:05:41]:
Use it in the plane. Exactly. And it has, like, multiple settings, multiple pulses. And I think the cool thing about it is it’s tiny, but it’s super powerful. So it’s. It’s a good one. For sure.
George Faller [00:05:56]:
A solar battery attachment.
Laurie Watson [00:05:58]:
It’s a. Yeah, no. No battery. I mean, no cord. It’s like. It’s battery operated, Right, Exactly. And that’s a good one. Okay, let’s do this.
George Faller [00:06:09]:
It’s like the bullet one.
Laurie Watson [00:06:10]:
It’s like the bullet. Yeah, exactly. Here’s truth or dare. Okay, George, are you. Would you dare to answer any of these questions? You gotta go truth or dare. Touch all the players at the same time using any parts of your body. I guess you’re playing this in a group. I think this maybe should be played with your partner, though.
Laurie Watson [00:06:32]:
For the rest of the game, you must act overly happy, loving, thoughtful and romantic. If you do not act this way for the rest of the game, you lose five points. What do you notice first in a man or a woman? That’s one of the questions. That’s the truth. And then you have to do a dare, like, ask the player to your right a question that you’ve always wanted to ask. I guess this is a group one, but I don’t know if I’d want.
George Faller [00:06:56]:
To risk the group.
Laurie Watson [00:06:57]:
Risky. Massage your partner’s left shoulder for a minute while talking about how much you are enjoying it. That’s a dare. I don’t know if that’s too daring. Brush the player to your rights. Oh, so this is a group thing. Goodness. Here’s the truth.
Laurie Watson [00:07:14]:
What does the word love mean to you? And dare would be. Take off your shirt for the next two minutes.
George Faller [00:07:21]:
Wow.
Laurie Watson [00:07:21]:
Wow.
George Faller [00:07:22]:
This is definitely not a group game.
Laurie Watson [00:07:24]:
This is definitely not a group game.
George Faller [00:07:26]:
There could be, depending on how you roll. But a lot of us listeners are probably like, I might be stretching it. I think the dare can just be busting out the dice and do what the dice say.
Laurie Watson [00:07:38]:
Yeah, I think that could be the good dare for sure. Okay. You said, what do men get? So let’s. Let’s see. This is a. A C ring, I guess a cock ring. And it delays ejaculation and it makes you. Larder larger.
Laurie Watson [00:07:57]:
Larder larger and harder. Ooh. And it enhances size because it basically.
George Faller [00:08:03]:
Cuts off the blood. I don’t know if that. That sounds a little.
Laurie Watson [00:08:09]:
A lot of people swear by cock rings. I guess a little bigger.
George Faller [00:08:14]:
A little.
Laurie Watson [00:08:17]:
Right.
George Faller [00:08:17]:
That’s it. We had the cock ring. That’s the extent of the whole male inventory.
Laurie Watson [00:08:22]:
That’s right.
George Faller [00:08:22]:
About a thousand type of vibrators, but we got one.
Laurie Watson [00:08:25]:
I think we’ve got some things here for men, though, in terms of visual. So we’ve got a matching panty set. So that’s like red lace panties and bra. You said you didn’t even know what a matching panty set, bra, and panty set was. Is that right? You didn’t?
George Faller [00:08:43]:
Yes. I have no idea. That was a thing.
Laurie Watson [00:08:45]:
Well, that was a thing and you just saw it. So when your wife is wearing something that matches on the top and the bottom under her clothes, that’s called a matching panty set. And I gotta say, I thought you.
George Faller [00:08:57]:
Meant matching because the guy was wearing the same set as the woman.
Laurie Watson [00:09:02]:
Would you wear. Would you wear lace panties for your wife? That could be really cute.
George Faller [00:09:07]:
Hey, whatever it takes.
Laurie Watson [00:09:08]:
Whatever it takes. Love it.
George Faller [00:09:10]:
It’s the role playing. Right, Laurie, That’s. But you’re saying match. It is just top and bottom match. Not that both people are wearing the same thing. I saw that with pajamas. You know, they wear the same pajamas and stuff and. Yeah.
Laurie Watson [00:09:22]:
This is an intimate photo where you’re matching the red lace panties, both of you.
George Faller [00:09:28]:
Oh, okay.
Laurie Watson [00:09:28]:
That’s it. Like, you know, that’s a private photo that y’ all take.
George Faller [00:09:32]:
I wouldn’t mind seeing Derek in a pair of thigh highs and, you know, whatever else. God about.
Laurie Watson [00:09:38]:
Yeah, yeah, that’d be cool. Speaking. Speaking of thigh highs, this is like, you don’t. I guess this is what you wear with a garter. Right. I know a man who’s, like, crazy about nylons and garters, so a lot.
George Faller [00:09:57]:
Of men crazy about that.
Laurie Watson [00:09:59]:
Yeah. And nylons, you know, are coming back.
George Faller [00:10:01]:
Coming back.
Laurie Watson [00:10:02]:
Yeah. They’ve been out of style for a long time and they are coming back.
George Faller [00:10:07]:
They’re going to replace the sweatpants. That would be amazing.
Laurie Watson [00:10:12]:
They are not going to replace, however, the yoga pants. Nothing is replacing yoga Pants. They are so comfortable.
George Faller [00:10:19]:
A lot of our male listeners are really hoping for the comeback of those thigh highs and a replacement of the sweatpants.
Laurie Watson [00:10:27]:
Yeah, yeah, definitely. They’re hoping for that. So is that a toy for the man or is that a toy for the woman?
George Faller [00:10:35]:
That’s a good point.
Laurie Watson [00:10:36]:
Right?
George Faller [00:10:37]:
It could go both ways.
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Laurie Watson [00:12:11]:
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George Faller [00:12:29]:
That looks like a mini baseball bat.
Laurie Watson [00:12:32]:
Now this is a vibrator, the LELO Smartway Wand 2. And it’s pretty powerful. And it’s something that is kind of curved so it makes it easy to use without kind of, it’s sort of the right angle so it does the right pressure. It’s external for clitoral stimulation only. That could be. That could be good. Okay, I think we need to take a break.
George Faller [00:12:59]:
That’s the Lilo.
Laurie Watson [00:13:00]:
That’s the lilo.
George Faller [00:13:02]:
Yeah, because I saw the lilo dot. That looks strategic, Lori.
Laurie Watson [00:13:09]:
Oh, that’s the pointy one.
George Faller [00:13:10]:
It’s got, like, a head of a pencil that’s shaking around. If you want to get really get to know your clitoris in a very specific way. We’re all about specificity on this show.
Laurie Watson [00:13:23]:
That’s right.
George Faller [00:13:24]:
It’s got a little hole in the middle for your finger to go in so you can. You’re like a surgeon.
Laurie Watson [00:13:28]:
I see. I see. And so it helps. It makes your finger vibrate, too.
George Faller [00:13:34]:
Cool.
Laurie Watson [00:13:35]:
Is that. How cool is that? Yeah, that seems like a good thing for sure. Okay, let’s come back and talk some more about toys that Santa Claus might bring. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Okay, my favorite part of the holidays is being with family, making cookies and snow. How do you stay cozy during the winter months? Certainly our foreplay fam has some good ideas. But for some of you, wrapping up in a blanket with a mug of hot chocolate or watching a movie is a really best way to spend the month of December. But also, therapy is a great way to bring yourself some comfort that never goes away, even when the season changes.
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George Faller [00:15:08]:
I think there’s the Christmas list is grown for some people here.
Laurie Watson [00:15:13]:
Yeah, I think so too. I think so, too. Should. So let’s see.
George Faller [00:15:18]:
We talk a lot about. The bedroom is supposed to be the adult playground, right? I mean, this is our chance to do things a little bit differently and kind of have some fun and be something different, Right? So I think this is a great way of kind of spicing it up. I mean, so much of what we do here is about communicating better and going deeper, being more emotional. Right? But we need to have some more fun, and this is just a way of having fun. I mean, listen, if some of this stuff threatens you, triggers Your partner. You need to have a conversation about that. Of course.
Laurie Watson [00:15:51]:
Yeah. That’s not going to be fun.
George Faller [00:15:52]:
We’re imagining in the spirit of the holiday seasons, right? This is about fun. Like tap into that little kid who opens up a toy and, you know, that curiosity, that mysterious kind of, ooh, this is something new to do. So here we go.
Laurie Watson [00:16:06]:
Yeah, maybe, maybe not the thing to bring out at your mother in law’s. Certainly not the gift to open at your mother in law’s. Maybe, but I don’t know, maybe I.
George Faller [00:16:17]:
Had a little conversation on Thanksgiving around a toy that was quite interesting at the table, so.
Laurie Watson [00:16:23]:
Oh, let’s wait, wait, we got to hear this. Which toy were you talking about? At Thanksgiving, no less.
George Faller [00:16:29]:
I just think that somehow the clitoris came up and somehow, somehow, I don’t know.
Laurie Watson [00:16:37]:
Was that you, George?
George Faller [00:16:38]:
Well, they said we couldn’t talk about politics this year, so somehow the clitoris came up. So, you know, and, you know, half the table is looking down and anywhere else but want to have this conversation.
Laurie Watson [00:16:49]:
Those were the teenagers, I take it.
George Faller [00:16:51]:
Those were the teenagers that wanted no part of it. So I, I, I don’t know what happened, but I think I, maybe I was messing with my son. So I was like, you even know what a clitoris is? And they’re like, shut up, dad. And like, so the clitoris conversation needs, like, Some people, like, how do you.
Laurie Watson [00:17:13]:
Know and get on your way?
George Faller [00:17:14]:
Just started a rich conversation, y’.
Laurie Watson [00:17:15]:
All. You need therapy. I mean, therapy is like, I’ve been in therapy, I got to say, helped me so much in my life and in my own couple.
George Faller [00:17:27]:
My mother’s no longer here, so that’s.
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George Faller [00:18:11]:
Yeah, right.
Laurie Watson [00:18:12]:
Does size matter? Are people proud of their penises?
George Faller [00:18:16]:
What do you name your penis to come up? Right.
Laurie Watson [00:18:19]:
What do you, what is your penis name? Do you want to tell everybody what your penis name is?
George Faller [00:18:23]:
Nope.
Laurie Watson [00:18:26]:
Okay. This is Cherry Nipple arousal cream. So it’s like Menthol or something. Kind of stimulates the nipple. I bet you this would work on men, too.
George Faller [00:18:37]:
Okay.
Laurie Watson [00:18:40]:
Okay. He says next. I mean, I could give a quick.
George Faller [00:18:44]:
My brain does a quick thumbs up, a thumbs down on somebody’s sake. So it’s amazing how often we have these emotional responses.
Laurie Watson [00:18:52]:
Yeah. And so that was a thumbs down.
George Faller [00:18:54]:
Quick appraisal. I mean, to each their own, if you like it, I guess. You know.
Laurie Watson [00:18:58]:
Yeah, right.
George Faller [00:18:59]:
It’s like the nipple rings a little. Seems like it hurts. Ouch.
Laurie Watson [00:19:03]:
Ouch. Exactly.
George Faller [00:19:05]:
I guess, like, ouch.
Laurie Watson [00:19:06]:
Totally against that. Okay, this is a. Speaking of nipples, this is a nipple pasty. And it’s basically you cover your nipples with these butterflies.
George Faller [00:19:18]:
Eat them off. What are you doing?
Laurie Watson [00:19:20]:
No, you just do a strip tease. And then what’s underneath your bra is these butterflies, I guess.
George Faller [00:19:24]:
Okay.
Laurie Watson [00:19:26]:
And speaking of nipple things, here’s another one. It’s like. Can you see this? It’s like sequins with feathers falling off of them. Also cover the nipples. Striptease with that. That’d be good, right?
George Faller [00:19:40]:
What’s the one where they could swing it around?
Laurie Watson [00:19:42]:
Yeah, this swings around.
George Faller [00:19:45]:
All right. You gotta have some talent to do that.
Laurie Watson [00:19:47]:
Oh, my gosh. One last thing. Of nipple pasties. These are hearts. This really is more of Valentine’s Day fun than Christmas fun. Maybe there should have been, like, little. I don’t know what, Santa.
George Faller [00:19:59]:
I think they should have, like, a Christmas present over the breast. And then you open up the lid and boop, pops the nipple.
Laurie Watson [00:20:08]:
You and me, we need to go into toy manufacturing. That is, like, the best idea yet.
George Faller [00:20:15]:
All right, that’s good.
Laurie Watson [00:20:16]:
Like foreplay toys. I man, we are missing a serious opportunity here. Okay, we got quickie, quick release cuffs. So this is like handcuffs made out of silicone. But if you wanted to, you could get out of them. So it’s like, psychologically, you can use them to kind of mentally think about being tied up. But you could also get out of them.
George Faller [00:20:47]:
I like that.
Laurie Watson [00:20:49]:
Yeah, yeah. It’s like. And this, you could tie up a guy with this, right?
George Faller [00:20:54]:
Yeah.
Laurie Watson [00:20:55]:
Tie his hands.
George Faller [00:20:57]:
This is your time to be dominated.
Laurie Watson [00:20:59]:
And to be tortured sexually.
George Faller [00:21:03]:
Please don’t do it.
Laurie Watson [00:21:04]:
Please, please, says George.
George Faller [00:21:07]:
But they’re in your stockage. But don’t do it, please.
Laurie Watson [00:21:11]:
Okay, now we’ve got the Lelo G Spot stimulator. I gotta get this out of the box, George. Here we go. So apparently, this is. This is an internal vibrator. So it goes in and it stimulates the G spot. For those who really like that, Remember, some women really like that. Some women don’t feel anything.
Laurie Watson [00:21:36]:
Some women really only like that when they’re pretty aroused already.
George Faller [00:21:40]:
So that’s a good point to make with these toys, though. You could think they could work perfectly, and then they might not work for you. Right? So I remember a couple talking about it. They had the couple vibrator. It goes on both or something. You got that one, Laurie, the couple one.
Laurie Watson [00:21:57]:
We probably have a closet full, George.
George Faller [00:22:00]:
Of all kinds of things.
Laurie Watson [00:22:01]:
Yeah.
George Faller [00:22:02]:
I remember a couple was so excited about trying it and it failed miserably. So some of these toys might not deliver as promised, or maybe the way you use it or your body. Who knows what the differences are? But if you have a bad experience, you know, it’s okay. We learn from it.
Laurie Watson [00:22:17]:
I just saw a video of a woman saying, you know, like, the things not to give for Christmas, and you’re not supposed to give lingerie, but, I mean, I suppose you wouldn’t want to give lingerie in front of your children, necessarily. And maybe if your partner is a sexual withdrawer and you’re always pushing all the time, Right? Like, maybe not nipple clamps at Christmas.
George Faller [00:22:43]:
But I think if you gave a gift that you want to use for your partner, that would be a pretty cool present, Right? If a man really likes negligee and. And instead of giving it to his wife, which means I don’t want that as a wife. If the wife gave that to her husband that she’s going to wear, that would probably be pretty good gift.
Laurie Watson [00:23:05]:
That would be a pretty good gift.
George Faller [00:23:07]:
Better than the underwear I get every year. I would take a pair of her underwear that she’s going to wear. I think that’s. We might be onto something. We might have to sell some toys here, Laurie.
Laurie Watson [00:23:18]:
I think we need to sell some toys for sure. Okay. Is there anything left in my bucket of toys? I’ve just got some more. Oh, Okay. I’ve got one last one.
George Faller [00:23:36]:
One last one.
Laurie Watson [00:23:37]:
This is a blindfold, and it’s, like, very cushiony. So, like, if you want to do, I don’t know, like sex with your eyes blindfolded, and then you’re kind of more tuned into the sensual. That could be fun. I suppose if you’re a visual person, though, that would be like, almost like a bummer. That would deprive you.
George Faller [00:24:00]:
But if it enhances the rest of your senses, I do think the sensual is so important. And you ever watch erotic scenes, it’s because they’re tapping into, you know, all those sensual elements. You Know, we’re so sensitive to touch and to smell and to nuances and lights and temperature and like, really just being more intentional about that I think is pretty cool.
Laurie Watson [00:24:22]:
Okay, so I’m going to bring this up next week when I come see you and give it to Kathy to give to you in your stocking.
George Faller [00:24:30]:
That would be.
Laurie Watson [00:24:31]:
That would be really great.
George Faller [00:24:33]:
Yeah, but this is our last time. I got a couple for you, Laurie.
Laurie Watson [00:24:36]:
Okay.
George Faller [00:24:37]:
I’m really expert. I always, you know, so. Because I see a lot of these vibrators are turning into clit sucking vibrators.
Laurie Watson [00:24:45]:
Oh, yeah.
George Faller [00:24:45]:
Which is again, something new, I think, for most men. So what’s your review on them?
Laurie Watson [00:24:51]:
Well, there was one that was released like 10 years ago and it was seriously like $500. And you know, it didn’t do as much. It’s like what women reported to me is you would think that it would work, but because didn’t really hit the nerves underneath the clitoris. And so it wasn’t as, as good as a vibrator. So like, for 28 bucks you could have gotten a vibrator and for 500 bucks you could have gotten the clit side gain vibrator and it just wasn’t as great. I don’t know.
George Faller [00:25:28]:
Well, that comes from our pro. What about the rabbit?
Laurie Watson [00:25:31]:
Yeah, and the rabbit. Oh, the classic rabbit, right? It’s internal stimulation for the G spot and then kind of like these two little ears that stimulate the clitoris. A lot of women swear by that one. They really like that one.
George Faller [00:25:44]:
Wow. That’s a glowing endorsement. The rabbit. So this, this is. I think a lot of men would like it because it’s a multi tool. Right. Who don’t like multi tools, MacGyver? Again, you get doing a lot of different things at once, so.
Laurie Watson [00:26:01]:
A lot of different things. It’s like those. Have you seen those? Those like knife gadgets that has a. Yeah, exactly. You know, a bottle opener.
George Faller [00:26:11]:
You can go fishing with it too. Like, it does a million different things. Turns into a flash.
Laurie Watson [00:26:14]:
That’s your mustache. Like, like we need something cleans your ears, does everything.
George Faller [00:26:19]:
Yeah, you could. Something that does everything in a bedroom.
Laurie Watson [00:26:22]:
Yeah, exactly.
George Faller [00:26:23]:
Maybe the rabbit turns into an anal plug. Like, what about those?
Laurie Watson [00:26:27]:
You know, I do not have one of those to show, but they’re, you know, men and women like that too.
George Faller [00:26:33]:
The plugs, the beads. What’s the difference?
Laurie Watson [00:26:35]:
Yeah, yeah. The beads are just something that you put up inside and then pull out. So it’s like a sensation of pulling it out. The plug, though, often vibrates so it’s like it gets all the nerve endings at the anus itself. So some people really like that. I had a woman in menopause who could not be turned on, could not reach orgasm in hardly any way. But with a plug and clitoral stimulation, she could reach her same orgasm. It was good, but she was like, embarrassed because she thought, oh, you know, she was embarrassed that she liked her anus stimulated.
Laurie Watson [00:27:10]:
And that’s different than anal sex. She did not like anal sex.
George Faller [00:27:15]:
Well, that sounds to me another need for the macyva tool, right? You know, the laneus stimulation, some clitoral. Something’s happening on the inside. There’s lots of things happening. You got a multiple.
Laurie Watson [00:27:25]:
This is our new toy.
George Faller [00:27:26]:
This could be our new toy.
Laurie Watson [00:27:27]:
This is our new toy. It has all kinds of different, like, appendages that go into different orifices and all sorts of fun things.
George Faller [00:27:35]:
It’s got to be in a big box, though. You know, it just comes out. It’s like you open up the big box and it’s got pieces everywhere. Pieces together too.
Laurie Watson [00:27:44]:
The little present where the nipple pops out, right?
George Faller [00:27:47]:
Yeah.
Laurie Watson [00:27:49]:
Maybe that’s just like an extra, an add on extra. The present pasty.
George Faller [00:27:55]:
We’ll give it to you for free delivery. And we’re gonna throw on this extra piece that you could put on Brilliance.
Laurie Watson [00:28:02]:
Maybe we should like give people pasties for free if they sign up for our Instagram on Foreplay Underscore sextherapy podcast. Right?
George Faller [00:28:11]:
Well, we’re gonna have to invent a Chris Christmas present, open up the box and boop, here it comes.
Laurie Watson [00:28:17]:
I. I think that is a brilliant idea, George. So we are not yet promising that, but maybe next year we’ll. We’ll send out present pasties.
George Faller [00:28:29]:
We could all dream of presents and fun and tapping into our childhood and just remembering life isn’t as serious as it sometimes feels.
Laurie Watson [00:28:39]:
Yeah. Yeah.
George Faller [00:28:41]:
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Laurie Watson [00:29:37]:
I think if everybody were using sex toys, there might be peace on earth. Speaking of.
George Faller [00:29:42]:
All right.
Laurie Watson [00:29:43]:
They’d be preoccupied with the bedroom. No wars, no hatred. Be really fun. Unless you’re a sexual withdrawer and you’re like, are you kidding me? All you just, like, gave my partner all these ideas, and, you know, now I have to tell them why I don’t like that. And I’m, you know, I’m the Christmas Grinch. Now that would be a bad thing.
George Faller [00:30:08]:
Well, we’re not going to end on the Christmas Grinch. We know they have good reasons. Pressure doesn’t make us feel super sexual. That’s why we’re trying to figure out things to make it lighter, a little bit more playful. Toys aren’t your thing. Totally cool. What is your thing? That really is. The question we want to leave you with is when you can find out what you like, what you want, what you’re looking forward to.
George Faller [00:30:27]:
That’s all it takes to have great sex.
Laurie Watson [00:30:30]:
That’s right. Well, we wish you all happy holidays and have some fun with this. We will post it on our Instagram so that you can find us on a YouTube. And we just are grateful for your listening to us, for your patronage, for the ways you have supported us, and we look forward to being with you next year.
George Faller [00:30:55]:
Blessings, you all.
Laurie Watson [00:30:57]:
Thanks for listening. So some of you are interested in our work. We want to tell you where we.
George Faller [00:31:02]:
Are, what we’re doing in January 23rd to 25th. We’re coming to Nashville in person to do three days of really kind of breaking down this process. And again, I think this should be mandatory for all therapists to just kind of have more confidence in knowing what to do and work with the sexual cycle.
Laurie Watson [00:31:19]:
Yeah, we’ve already had lots of signups for that. By the way, George, people are also taking advantage of that Early Bird special. You know, we want supervisors to come. We’re giving half off to the supervisors. So please join us so that we can kind of get on the same page and understand and develop EFT further. There’s going to be two days of lecture and exercises, and then a day maybe with a live and, you know, working on your tapes and your stuck places. And we’re going to go down to the Honky Tonk and have dinner together and have some fun.
George Faller [00:31:53]:
Have some fun.
Laurie Watson [00:31:54]:
Have some fun. Yee haw.
George Faller [00:31:55]:
Yee haw. And for all you listeners, again, if. If you have a community and you want Laurie and I to come out and give a specialized training on sex. And again, I think this is so important for anybody seeing couples. Then, you know, reach out to us and let’s continue to spread this message. Yeehaw. Call in your questions to the four play question. Voicemail.
George Faller [00:32:17]:
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